Broke

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Welcome to adulthood, here's your diploma now go make money or the bank will break my kneecaps [[Start]]

<<set $stats to ["1", "3", "2", "3", "4", "2"]>> <<set $inventory to []>> <<set $debt to -50000>>

Time to make some money [[Drive to the big city]] [[I dont want to im lazy]]

Added to inventory: $City Residence Card added to inventory You now have an city residence card. That cost you $500 dollars. I hope I can make some money. You now have $gold gold. [[Head into city center]] [[im more broke lets look at this office]]

<div id="header">Stats: $stats Inventory: $inventory Gold: $debt</div>

You go into a office building. The man at the desk asks "are you here for the accountant job?". "Would you like to start the interview?" asks the man. [[Lets do it]] [[Nope]]

You leave [[Head into city center]]

You stay in bed under your nice warm and cozy blankets. Suddenly the bank breaks through the door and bashes your kneecaps. It's fine I don't need to walk anyway Restart [[Start]]

"lets start" says the man. "What are your strengths?" [[Im a Schizophrenic]] [[Im just like Patrick Bateman]] [[I have a Business Management Degree]] [[Head into city center]]

Job Interviewer: "So does the rest of the applicants, sorry sir we are looking for a more experienced applicant. NEXT" Restart [[Start]]

Congratulations you got the job!!! you will be paid 1$ every day, only 500500 more days to go cubicle depression hits hard <<set $gold to $gold+1>>

[[Bank]] [[Back Alley]] Restart [[Start]]

You enter a bank. Hmmmm Maybe I should rob it to pay off my debt. I need to think of a plan [[Stealth]] [[Hostage]] [[Con Man]]

You try to sneak behind the bankteller as he walks and enters the vault. You wait for him to open the vault and follow him in all without being noticed by the gaurds and people behind you. Once you are in the vault you knock out the bankteller and in front of you is a mountain of cash. You then realize that the vault is closed and you are trapped inside. Restart [[Start]]

You hold a person as hostage and demand for the money. wait ... you realize you do not have a weapon to hold a person hostage. you are tackled by security gaurds and you go to jail. Don't drop the soap Restart [[Start]]

You walk up to the bank teller. Hello, Im here to pickup the delivery for Kevin O Leary. The bank teller stares at you in a confused look. Bank teller: "you're early, here is the suitcase as you requested mr O Leary" [[Take suitcase]]

That was easy. You walk out of the bank and the suitcase is filled with cash. <<set $gold to $gold+1000000>> Restart [[Start]]

In the back alley you see a couple shady individuals [[Hooded man]] [[Shady Doctor]] [[Man in suit]] Restart [[Start]]

The hooded man stares at you menacingly. He is reaching for something in his pocket [[Run away]] [[Stay and sees what happens]]

You walk up to the doctor and ask if there is any way to make money. The doctor looks around and asks if you are willing to sell a kidney [[sell 1 kidney]] [[sell 2 kidney]] Restart [[Start]]

You walk up to the man in a suit and ask if there is any way to make money. The man looks around and asks if you are willing to deliver a package. [[deliver package to address]] [[Take package and keep it for yourself]] [[No thanks sir]]

The doctor gets his scalpel and cuts out your kidney. He puts your kidney in a cooled container and hands you some money <<set $gold to $gold+20000>> [[Head into city center]]

The doctor gets his scalpel and cuts out both kidneys. He puts your kidney in a cooled container and hands you some money <<set $gold to $gold+40000>> [[Head into city center]]

You deliver the package to a shady warehouse. A bald man with tattoos receive the package and hands you some cash. no questions asked. <<set $gold to $gold+1000>> [[Head into city center]]

You look in the package and discover a large bag filled with illegal copies of the hit movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop on DvD. You decide to sell the discs on Ebay and earn a ton of money. <<set $gold to $gold+30000>> [[Head into city center]]

The man pulls out a gun and shoots you, you know too much. Game Over Restart [[Start]]

You run back into the city center [[Head into city center]]

The man lifts up his hood. Today we are doing the 10000$ or 1$ challenge for our Youtube channel. Sir would you like to take the 10000$ suitcase with cash or 1$ or would you double it and give it to the next person [[10000$]] [[1$]] [[Head into city center]]

<<set $gold to $gold+10000>> [[Head into city center]]

why did you do that [[Head into city center]]

Job Interviewer: "Interesting so you say you can multitask, we could use a man like you on the team. Just sign your name below and you can start Tuesday!" Sign name Signed by [[Steve]] [[Chang Shen Xi]] [[Bob]] [[Little Billy]]

Proceeds to stab man with pen, The man lays dead hunched over on his desk. you notice the mans wallet in his pocket. You take his cash gold+500 You run out through the fire escape [[Head into city center]]